Okay, I did it. I googled 'janette needs' but none of mine were that funny.

Janette needs her curling iron, blow dryer and other items that I consider luxury items or non-essentials.

JANETTE NEEDS YOUR HELP!

Janette needs to feel importance, or noticed

Janette needs this for her outfit!

janette needs you know bless her with your holy presence and pull into your waiting arms

Janette needs the borders to sew the squares together.

Janette needs a signature from Andrew Guttmann to send the forms in now, for next year's Christmas Cards.

That was actually all of them. I have a fairly uncommon and apparently unfunny name.

I had a weekend Doctor's appointment because I had unusual pain in my stomach after Friday night's party at Fado. Stupid me decided it was a good idea to drink beer. I thought I was giving myself somewhat of a break by making it the girliest, fruitiest beer they had, but alas it was still alcohol. I even tried to eat and alternate bitch beer and water, but I still felt like I was going to explode. I had like a stabbing pain in my stomach just under my ribs that reached into my back. I decided it was time to go to the Doctor finally, and I wasn't sure if I could stomach the pain through the weekend. Get it? Stomach. Anyway...
We went to an after-hours clinic, which was the scariest place I have ever been to. A waiting room full of people not quite sick enough to go the hospital, many of them coughing their lungs up, many of them children who have swallowed American currency, and the rest are likely hypochondriacs. It was a germy cesspool to say the least.
The Doctor said I have gastritis. It presents itself in the same way an ulcer would. They gave me a script for Prilosec and basically told me to take for several weeks before I complain that it's not working. Hopefully thats all it is and I won't have to go back.
Deven is going to be 5 months old on the 16th. I was going through the baby aisle at Walgreens while I was waiting for my script and I realized that in a month or so we're going to need all new binkies, bigger bottle nipples, sippy cups. I had no idea babies go through all those things the way they do! Soon he's going to need bigger clothes. We have some stuff in the 6-9 month realm, but not enough. This is I guess the part when babies get expensive.