Stupid Arguments
My friend Annie came into town from Houston to visit this weekend. We didn't really have the money to have any real fun, so we stuck to giggling like girls do. And looking at weird fetish porn.
My husband gets really angry with me whenever the subject of circumcision is brought up around either of us and other people because he gets fiercely passionate about it. We have differing opinions. He says our son will get ridiculed for having a different penis and I say there is no point to such an unnecessarily invasive procedure. First off, guys are retarded. I understand the reason why fat kids or crippled kids get picked on, I can see why kids with acne get picked on (I was one of them), but why little boys would go for the genitals is baffling. Our friend Travis was trying to sell a pro-cut argument to me yesterday. He was trying to say that being intact was like being a libertarian in Texas and it would just make him a freak in a state full of idiots. You can't compare this to a movement because in that case the only thing that encourages change is seeing the change itself. Another argument is that no girl would want to jump on an intact penis because they are ugly. He couldn't sell that one to me because in my personal opinion all dicks are fucking ugly. Whether they have a turtleneck or not to me has no bearing on whether I would do a guy or not...it depends entirely on the person the dick is attached to. I am 90% sure most other girls would agree. They could deal if the guy is hot enough. Its looking to me that in 10 years an intact penis is going to be more and more common. More parents are learning the truth and jumping on this bandwagon. Our kid, unfortunately, is going to be circumcised because you have no idea how frustrating my husband is. My big thing is also the pain issue...turns out a lot of Dr's are opting to use local anesthetics to ease the pain. I will be fine with it as long as I know he'll be comfortable. No way in hell anyone is cutting on my son without a lidocaine injection.