The Little Program That Couldn't

Little Program
What's the trouble?
Why don't you work?
Why do you struggle
with every single little task
that I so kindly deign to ask?

Little Program
Please stop crashing.
Please stop locking.
Please stop smashing
all my hopes of execution,
all my dreams of resolution.

Little Program
Where are your flaws?
Where is the bug
Which is the cause
of your constant dumps and freezing,
all my crys and breathless wheezing.

Little Program
I am desperate,
I'm debugging,
But I will admit,
You've got bugs in every function,
Endless loops at every junction.

Little Program
I must give up
You win the game
Your time is up.
I will not give you one more whirl,
I'm going back to "Hello World"