The Tale of Joe and Pam ----------------------- A hopping frog, her name was Pam. Just laid around, and smiled so glad. "I love the pond" she crowked aloud. "And bugs and rain, and chirping sounds!" Her friend the snake, called Joe the Sly Was rather grim, and sometimes cried. "I hatess the rain, the bugsss are loud! My belly hurtsss, when I crawl around!" So Pam would smile and Joe would moan. And these they did, all day, alone. One day Pam went to visit Joe. And said "Don't frown or look so low!" "The sun still shines, the birds they sing!" "The world is full of wonderous things!" And Joe, for once, saw things anew. His friend the frog could cure his blues! Joe cracked a smile, his grin made wide. He gobbled Pam from head to hide. And after Pams most final yelp. Joe found that eating frogs do help. The End.