What Chickens are Good For

A chicken, he's fat
Feathers, all that
He don't get around very quick

His vocabulary
Is so small, it's scary
A chicken's not known for his wit

He's got a small beak
No hands-- little feet
He seldom is happy or blue

But when finger's need lickin'
You can call on them chickens!
He boils up for good bar-be-que